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Man on Net
TiengAnhVui.ComOriginally from Buzzfeed, but cleaned up.1. Thanks = Well done on reading this whole email.2. Thanks! = Genuinely amazed you made it all the way through this.3. Many thanks = Zero thanks.4. Thank you = I am furious with you.5. Thx = I think Zayn is my favourite member of 1D.6. Regards = I really couldn’t care less.7. Kind regards = I really couldn’t care less, but this is my way of appearing like I could.8. KR = I couldn’t even be bothered to write the full words, that’s how kind my regards are.9. Warm regards = If we ever meet I’ll probably try to smell your hair.10. Warmest regards = your body hair.11. Sincerely = Insincerely12. Faithfully = The internet is the hub of all evil and I think the world’s problems would be solved...
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