Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Jeff Foxworthy

"The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house."


Thursday, January 24, 2013

Mark Twain

"Never learn to do anything: if you don't learn, you'll always find someone else to do it for you."


Monday, January 21, 2013

Mitch Hedberg



"I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down."




Saturday, January 19, 2013

Bertrand Russell

"The main things which seem to me important on their own account, and not merely as means to other things, are knowledge, art, instinctive happiness, and relations of friendship or affection."


Monday, January 14, 2013

Chuck Lorre, Steven Molaro and Eric Kaplan

"Ah! Memory impairment: the free prize at the bottom of every vodka bottle!"


Thursday, January 10, 2013

John Ruskin

"When a man is wrapped up in himself, he makes a pretty small package."


Tuesday, January 1, 2013

We do not know what we want and yet we are responsible for what we are

Đọc và học các câu nói hay từ người nổi tiếng là 1 cách nâng cao vốn từ vựng và mở rộng kiến thức.

Paul Fix

"The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory."


John Ruskin

"When a man is wrapped up in himself, he makes a pretty small package."


Peter Ustinov

"It is our responsibilities, not ourselves, that we should take seriously."

Honore de Balzac

"Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend that he is superior to the other."


Jean-Paul Sartre

"We do not know what we want and yet we are responsible for what we are - that is the fact."


Albert Einstein

"To punish me for my contempt for authority, fate made me an authority myself."


Fran Lebowitz

"Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine."


Thomas H. Huxley "Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense, differing from the latter only as a veteran may differ from a raw recruit: and its methods differ from those of common sense only as far as the guardsman's cut and thrust differ from the manner in which a savage wields his club."

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