Sir Julian Huxley

"Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smile of a cosmic Cheshire cat."

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Umberto Eco

"The real hero is always a hero by mistake; he dreams of being an honest coward like everybody else."

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George Lucas

"So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause."

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Alfred Hitchcock

"In films murders are always very clean. I show how difficult it is and what a messy thing it is to kill a man."

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George Carlin

"Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?"

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Robert W. Sarnoff

"Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears."

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Ernest Hemingway

"Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know."

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James Branch Cabell

"The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true."

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Samuel Goldwyn

"If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive."

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Bob Edwards

"When Solomon said there was a time and a place for everything he had not encountered the problem of parking his automobile."

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Joss Whedon, Zack Whedon, Maurissa Tancharoen, and Jed Whedon

"It's not enough to bash in heads. You've got to bash in minds."

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Daniel J. Boorstin

"Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers."

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Quentin Crisp

"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."

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Robert Morley

"Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself upon the public."

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Logan Pearsall Smith

"The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists in the circulation of their blood."

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Abraham Lincoln

"People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like."

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Edward Chilton

"I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge."

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Willis Player

"A liberal is a person whose interests aren't at stake at the moment."

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Nikola Tesla

"Today's scientists have substituted mathematics for experiments, and they wander off through equation after equation, and eventually build a structure which has no relation to reality."

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James Thurber

"Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead."

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