12:40 AM
Man on Net
"The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house."
Wednesday, January 30, 2013
Thursday, January 24, 2013
Mark Twain
"Never learn to do anything: if you don't learn, you'll always find someone else to do it for you."
Monday, January 21, 2013
Mitch Hedberg
"I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down."
Saturday, January 19, 2013
Bertrand Russell
"The main things which seem to me important on their own account, and not merely as means to other things, are knowledge, art, instinctive happiness, and relations of friendship or affection."
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